elastic adventure in the world of naruto: part 1

So it was a peacful day and katia was just stretchong around town and stuff when a portal opened and she stretched for dear life but,the hole sucked her in and then there was a blackout katia woke up to see trees and people she didn't know. she started to blackout again but, before she fainted, she was able to muster 1 word "were am i" katia said then,she fainted.Katia woke up in an infirmiry and next to her was a girl the girl said"oh your awake" she said. Katia repplied by saying "hello umm,where am i" the unknown girl said "well your in the hidden leaf village we found you outside the gates, kakashi sensei found you and brought you into the infirmery oh also, my name is sakura". Katia said"high Sakura my name is katia" jsut as Sakura was about to say something jiryia burst in"where the lady i need to see her umm.. wounds yeah i need to see if she has any wounds". Katia was a little surprised but said"umm, Sakura who is that" Sakura answered by saying "that is jiryia" with warning,a white haired man came in and said"JIRYIA! dont your gonna get another nose bleed" jiryia answered by saying"kakashi, why you gotta stop me".jirayi doges kakashi, appearess infront of katia,says"hello,ummm,Sakura whats her name" Sakura annoyed says"Her name is Katia" jiryia says"hello,katia(looks at chest,nose bleeds)umm as you heared im jiryia also known as the toa-" jsut as he was about to fisish his sentence,he is inturupted by a smash to the head by a hammer. It turns out katia is the one who has the hammer but,her hand is the hammer and Katia shouts"YOU PERV,ILL KILL YOU!" just as she was about to do soemthing else kakashi shouts"1000 YEARES OF DEATH" his fingers go into jiryias butt jiryia shouts"ghaaaaaaa!"falls onto ground.Katia asks"Is he all right"kakashi says"hell be fine in about an hour or 2" just as the pandamonium stooped a boy named naruto came in and said "KAKASHI! sasuke is trying to use chidori on me" jsut as lighting shoots over narutos head kakashi moves grabs jiriyah and sakura.the chidori  is about to hit katia she stretches her head out of the way before it hit. then naruto shouts "orochimaro!" he powers up a raegans and runs to katia kakashi says"naruto,no!" but it is to late it hit Katia square in the chest and to evrey ones surprise, stretches as every one says "what the" but,the rasegan continued and ripped katia in two,to her surprise.Kakshi shouts"THATS NOT OROCHIMARUO, OROCHIMARO CAN SHAPE SHIFT HIS HANDS INTO WEAPONS SAKURA GETS THE NUR-" kakashi looks to see Katia refroming the parts she lost Kakashi asks Katia"howd you do that" katia says"I am an elastic girl and i have a pretty good regen so its pretty hard to hurt me even if you decapited me". jsut as she still reforming sasuke jumped in and was surprised" Next time on elastic adventure in the world of naruto, katia is still belived by naruto to be a villain (dead) named, orochimaoru and he then challnges her to a fight (even though he knows she can regnerte from any wound and stretch.) until next time.